Sanctuary!

I had kind of a horrible day, but this brief textversation cheered me up a little.

Me:  If you punch someone in the throat in a courthouse, do you get in trouble?

Joyce:  I don't imagine so.  Just claim sanctuary.

Me:  Perfect!

Joyce:  The best you can do is teach by example.  Try punching yourself in the throat and see if they do the same.

Me:  I don't like that idea.